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Shirts that say what you're thinking

You are done with Mondays, meetings and small talk, so say it on your chest.

A tired woman in a white t-shirt sits with her arms crossed in a bare meeting room — SampleIn meetingsFor the one who has already heard enough.

A man in a black t-shirt rests his head in his hand at a sunlit desk with a mug — SampleOn MondaysFor the first coffee, and the second.

A small store of original lines

A folded stack of black, white and grey t-shirts on a concrete block, the top one printed with a line — SampleEvery line is originalWritten for the shirt, never pulled from a list.

A man in a black t-shirt printed with a large line stands against floral wallpaper — SampleOne line, worn largeRead from across the room, no explaining needed.

Close-up of a grey t-shirt with a short black printed line — SampleNew lines keep arrivingThe store grows, and it never goes stale.

How a line becomes a shirt

Every shirt is an original line in one fed-up voice, at one flat price.

1The founder writes the sayings.
2AI agents draft new candidates every week.
3Only the lines the founder approves become shirts.

A sample of the lines

Two sample shirts, to show the voice.

Sample black t-shirt printed with the line Monday can be terminated — SampleMonday can be terminatedFor anyone who counts the days backward.

Sample white t-shirt printed with the line I heard you. I disagree. — SampleI heard you. I disagree.Eye contact optional.

A folded black t-shirt resting on a plain cardboard shipping box

Price

$29

One Testy Tee, one time, US shipping included.